Do you enjoy causing problems in your spare time? Or perhaps pushing people’s buttons is your life mission. They say that the sky is the limit, so go big or go home! Google, here we come!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nobody likes finding out that the wool has been pulled over their eyes, no less Google! Make sure to show Google bots and the user completely different content. The less similar, the better! Bonus points if you hide text by putting it behind images, making it the same color as the background, or setting font size to zero. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The more the better! Fill your website (including headers and footers) to the brim with hot topic keywords and everything controversial. Bonus points if structure is nonexistent and your content is so mechanical that it hurts to read, even for the bots!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who cares about relevance in links? Add as many as you can, no matter where they lead! McDonalds, fishing, dentures on Amazon, got to add them all! Make sure to get spammy\/shady sites too! Bonus points if you join affiliate programs and get their products sprinkled in the mix too. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Make as many pages as you can that are the same but with slightly different keywords. Make Sauron proud!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ads can be annoying, so put as many in your website as you can<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Take those title tags and fill them with gibberish. Example: Wall paint Roller Firetruck red Brush Dump truck Rare Whales<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Plagiarism! Why make content if you can steal form someone else? Not only will this save you time in annoying Google, but you can also waste their time and money on a lawsuit! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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