{"id":1271,"date":"2015-05-04T05:05:52","date_gmt":"2015-05-04T05:05:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gccwebsites.com\/startupsales\/?p=1271"},"modified":"2015-05-04T05:07:18","modified_gmt":"2015-05-04T05:07:18","slug":"5-hours-gummy-bears-rule-16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gccwebsites.com\/startupsales\/5-hours-gummy-bears-rule-16\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Hours + Gummy Bears = Rule #16"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1272 alignleft lazyload\" data-src=\"http:\/\/gccwebsites.com\/startupsales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Oh-Look-271x300.jpg\" alt=\"Oh Look\" width=\"271\" height=\"300\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/gccwebsites.com\/startupsales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Oh-Look-271x300.jpg 271w, https:\/\/gccwebsites.com\/startupsales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Oh-Look.jpg 500w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 271px) 100vw, 271px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 271px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 271\/300;\" \/>Last Tuesday, I found myself bored out of my mind because I had to sit still at a table in the SAC selling tickets for five hours\u2026\u00a0 Those of you who know me understand that I can\u2019t go without moving for maybe ten seconds \u2013 and being trapped in the same chair for basically the time span of two night classes was going to make me blow a fuse.<\/p>\n<p>So I decided to play a game.\u00a0 My table was poised perfected between the entrance of the GeDunk and the main door that everyone uses to cut through the SAC after classes get out.\u00a0 I was in a prime fishing zone.\u00a0 So what did I do?\u00a0 Anybody who I was at least decently acquainted with and that was in earshot soon found themselves roped into a fast-paced conversation with me.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gccwebsites.com\/startupsales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Laughing-Animal.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1273 alignright lazyload\" data-src=\"http:\/\/gccwebsites.com\/startupsales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Laughing-Animal-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"Laughing Animal\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/gccwebsites.com\/startupsales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Laughing-Animal-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/gccwebsites.com\/startupsales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Laughing-Animal-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/gccwebsites.com\/startupsales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Laughing-Animal-624x416.jpg 624w, https:\/\/gccwebsites.com\/startupsales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Laughing-Animal.jpg 1841w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/200;\" \/><\/a>I kicked off every conversation by asking them if they would be making an appearance at the Mitchell Bros.\u2019 Farewell Comedy Tour \u2013 once I received a \u2018no\u2019 or a \u2018maybe,\u2019 the games could begin.\u00a0 My whole strategy was to make them realize how much more they wanted to be at the show laughing and enjoying themselves than holed up somewhere studying chem, accounting, or history.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gccwebsites.com\/startupsales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Tumnus.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1274 alignleft lazyload\" data-src=\"http:\/\/gccwebsites.com\/startupsales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Tumnus-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"Tumnus\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/gccwebsites.com\/startupsales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Tumnus-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/gccwebsites.com\/startupsales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Tumnus.jpg 570w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/169;\" \/><\/a>My typical set included lines and questions about which professors would be featured and what they were doing (sometimes all I had to say was that Dr. Schaefer was reading a poignant but funny section from the Horse and His Boy and the sale was closed) and how buying a ticket now would be like no-studying insurance for that 90 minutes (because surely in a whole night of studying, you\u2019ll waste at least that much between social media, Sheetz, friends, and more Sheetz).<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rg_i alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com\/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTqZOySXWopr6_GpnnoQ6-CYSmhRwxr39qVHAVwCRKU4X130iRj\" alt=\"Image result for give up\" name=\"XuL5XHTy6BA6XM:\" data-src=\"https:\/\/encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com\/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTqZOySXWopr6_GpnnoQ6-CYSmhRwxr39qVHAVwCRKU4X130iRj\" data-sz=\"f\" \/>One question though I never asked at the end of my spiel was: \u201cSo are you ready to buy a ticket?\u201d\u00a0 Because by then, the prospect had usually come to that conclusion themselves.\u00a0 And that\u2019s exactly what Sandler says salesmen should do in Rule #16: \u201cNever Ask for the Order \u2013 Make the Prospect Give Up.\u201d \u00a0And judging by the number of dollars that our prospects ended up giving up for the Tuesday night spectacle, I think we were pretty successful.<\/p>\n<p>(What does all this have to do with the gummy bears I mentioned in the title?\u00a0 No much \u2013 other than the fact that the sugar rush I got from them at the start of my shift sparked my craving to sell and sell hard.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gccwebsites.com\/startupsales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Gummy-Bears.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1277 aligncenter lazyload\" data-src=\"http:\/\/gccwebsites.com\/startupsales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Gummy-Bears-300x204.jpg\" alt=\"Gummy Bears\" width=\"300\" height=\"204\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/gccwebsites.com\/startupsales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Gummy-Bears-300x204.jpg 300w, https:\/\/gccwebsites.com\/startupsales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Gummy-Bears.jpg 500w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/204;\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last Tuesday, I found myself bored out of my mind because I had to sit still at a table in the SAC selling tickets for five hours\u2026\u00a0 Those of you who know me understand that I can\u2019t go without moving for maybe ten seconds \u2013 and being trapped in the same chair for basically the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gccwebsites.com\/startupsales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gccwebsites.com\/startupsales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gccwebsites.com\/startupsales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gccwebsites.com\/startupsales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/19"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gccwebsites.com\/startupsales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1271"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gccwebsites.com\/startupsales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1278,"href":"https:\/\/gccwebsites.com\/startupsales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1271\/revisions\/1278"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gccwebsites.com\/startupsales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gccwebsites.com\/startupsales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gccwebsites.com\/startupsales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}